Friday 11 July 2014

Murder in Cornwall


Murder in Cornwall
    - a crime thriller

by Bombastic

Mangled fingernails have been turning up all over Cornwall and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a blade, and still nobody has a clue who the sly killer is.

Yoro Musa Bloggs is a good-looking and lovable hitman with a fondness for womanising. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the volatile killer..

When his neighbour, Camilla Biana, is kidnapped, Yoro Bloggs finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a sharp rock..

He enlists the help of an energetic gangster called Latasha Swallow. .

Can she help Bloggs overcome his sex addiction and find the answers before the controlling killer and his deadly blade strike again?.

Praise for Murder in Cornwall

"Yoro Bloggs is the best detective ever. A passion for womanising and sex is something we all can relate to.".

- The Daily Tale

"About as scary as a minute  as  an  ant, but Murder in Cornwall does deliver an important message about the dangers of a blade.".

- Enid Kibbler

"As always, an energetic gangster makes the best sidekick.".

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better.".


- Zob Gloop